The Offensive

by Stak
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An award-winning, critically acclaimed mockumentary podcast that follows fictional Premier League club Ashwood City FC.


'The Thick of it meets Fifa career mode - a must listen for football fans' - The Guardian


'Ultra-sharp satire' - GQ


This podcast is a serial, begin at Episode 1.



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Recent Reviews
  • BrokenServe
    Where Has This (or Have I) Been?
    I’m only on the second episode, but this show is great! No idea how I hadn’t seen it on some “Top Podcasts” lists, but it certainly deserves a place on all of them.
  • 1Z2F79V00342208413
    I wish I had found it sooner!
    Heard and advertisement during P1 with Matt & Tommy and figured I’d give it a shot; the more I listened the more I loved it! The characters, the storylines it straddles the line between completely plausible and utterly ludicrous, it’s a perfect blend of hilarity. The voice cast does an amazing job, the jokes range from smart and punchy to raunchy and childish and everything in between. I wish I had know about it earlier to follow it weekly, but at least now I have a huge catalog to catch up on! #Nolanout #ashwoodcity #superwhites
  • podmentor
    Spot on
    Listening again for the second time through. Will keep in my library until we’ll past it inevitably ends. It’s the book or the movie or tv show or album you always go back to.
  • CTXYZ2015
    Best Show Ever
    Perfectly done. Massive talent. A must listen.
  • Arfon Chunks
    Got old now
    When I first started listening I thought it was brilliant and I couldn't get enough. I followed it through from the start but have stopped listening at the start of the 20-21 season. Why? Because it's become mainly a shouting match. People screaming at other people makes up most of the episodes now. Some of the player stuff is still funny but the boardroom characters have become really irritating and would be guaranteed to lose their teeth in the real world.
  • Tone 2095
    One of the best Audio Dramas
    The Offensive is one of the funniest and well executed “radio” dramas I’ve ever listened to. Consistently funny, incredibly entertaining, and a great critique of the “modern game.” One of only two Patreons I’m signed up for, and well worth paying the $10 a month for the highest tier. The production, the voice cast, the scripts, it’s all world class. Cannot recommend highly enough to anyone in need of a good laugh, especially about soccer.
  • wilsonscottsmith
    Hilarious football fiction
    I cannot believe it’s free! Truly love y’all.
  • pw122456
    Awesome
    Absolutely awesome soccer podcast!!! I really love this podcast. All of the voice actors are the best in the biz and Jess Tate is phenomenal!!! Especially in ep 73 she really blew me away!! The production value of the entire show is off the charts!! I sincerely hope it’s around for a long long time!
  • Torwart Stan
    Episode 28 is Brilliant!!
    Best episode yet! Michael Jackson singing 'Black or White' with the 'Toon supporters there was, as Patrick put it, 'inspired'!
  • SeamusCO20
    Totally perfect
    Absolutely love this show! A perfectly written and executed radio-style comedy in the modern age. Though as an American I am slightly offended by the state of the Chairman’s accent.
  • Salvatore9C4
    Absolutely brilliant
    This is such a clever and entertaining podcast. Give it a few episodes to get yourself into the vibe and you’re set!
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