Absolutely No Adventures

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Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. Follow Sig as he chills with his friends and stays far, far away from the slightest whiff of adventure. And bakes. He also bakes.

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  • PlainJaneDoeMojo
    YES!!!!
    I love this show and was beginning to think a season 2 was never gonna come!!!! 😆😂😭 ITS FINALLY HERE!!! Keep the good work up!!!!
  • Keep moving
    Season 2 is here!
    I am so excited that Season 2 of Absolutely No Adventures has finally dropped! I’ve listened to Season 1 more times than I can count, and it never fails to make me smile. This podcast is just the perfect mix of wholesome, lighthearted fun that keeps me coming back for more. The characters are lovable, the humor is spot-on, and it has this wonderfully cozy, feel-good vibe that puts me in a good mood. I especially like to listen to episodes while lap swimming - as it’s a nice break from staring at the bottom pool tiles. If you’re looking for something cute and fun, this is it.
  • A guy who likes facts
    We want more non adventures!
    To be fair they might be already doing it but if not the we want more!!
  • SourishCub
    SEASON 2
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  • JabberBjorn
    Absolutely a Fun Listen
    A thoroughly fun comic fantasy about a baker who repeatedly refuses the call to adventure. The writing has tremendous fun with established fantasy tropes in a way that fans of Terry Pratchett or younger listeners who like Shrek will appreciate. At the same time, it's an inventive story of its own that builds over the course of the season. I can't wait to hear what they've baked for the next season.
  • beaches and dream
    Great premise!
    Such a cute and new concept--no adventures, but with wit, engaging characters, and a cool new world. I really hope they make more.
  • Hayden adcock
    Not bad
    I like all the plot holes and other stuff but can they please bring it back it’s so good is
  • Doboy@100
    What happened!?
    Loving this podcast. But it stops. What happened?
  • ruthiefromtheheights
    GREAT
    So fun to listen to! Please bring this show back 💗💗
  • mercy_m
    Amazing!
    This is the only podcast I have listened through more than once. It is hilarious and delightful. You should absolutely give it a listen!
  • TYRcer
    Cozy Fun
    Found this podcast after a recommendation on the clock app. I’m so glad! This is fun and I hope for more episodes in the future.
  • From What Is World
    Oh golly…
    Y’ALL NEEED TO MAKE MORE PLEASE!!!😭😭😭
  • Accesette
    Love this!
    Fun premise and great podcast! Would love to have more!!
  • smeliner
    Crazy fun
    Very fun, light hearted, engaging and funny podcast. Love all the loophole they find in prophecies and made me very hungry for baked goods
  • TheOneInTheCorner
    Lots of fun
    Great premise with a cast of characters that are easy to fall in love with.
  • kids coren fan
    Is it from a Christian view?
    I am a Christian and I want to know more about our Lord
  • Michayla18
    A new favorite
    I love comedic fantasy, but it’s so rarely done at all, and so rarely done *well*. This hits the spot. This is a little reminiscent of the books of Pratchett, but a bit more modern feeling in its tone (only a bit). Looking forward to seeing more!
  • Someone532689
    I adore!!!
    Lovely plots. Lovely word play and prophesy finagling. Lovely characters. Lovely sound effects that add to the absolutely lovely storytelling. Lovely emotion and character portrayal. Lovely all around voice acting and script writing. I adore. ‘Tis now a favorite of mine. (Especially episode 11, Let Them Eat Wedding Gate)
  • Joshing you 62
    A wonderful show
    This is a great podcast and I binged it all in one go. The characters are great; they’re likable, they feel fleshed out, and they feel real. I loved this show almost as soon as I started listening. The episodes are well done, the story is on point, and the pacing is great. It’s left me wanting so much more, and I’d even pay to help them create more or this series. I’ve already recommended the show to several friends. Fantastic job!
  • CTXYZ2015
    Almost Perfect
    This is great EXCEPT for Bea. The voice actress way overdoes her part and has an extremely annoying, Broadway-esque/failed theatre kid quality that is grating and unenjoyable. Without her character, or with a different actress, this show would be perfect.
  • Francesca2596
    Amazing 💛
    Absolutely amazing, I hope there’s more to come 🙏🏻
  • Tresbet
    Absolutely Loved
    I had concerns about whether the episodes would be entertaining with only 10 minutes. The story by far exceeded my expectations with its charming story of a baker that many people try to rope into adventures, which he avoids at all cost. The voice acting is expertly-done. Each actor is perfectly matched for their character. This is also a podcast that you can listen to with the whole family and will keep you wanting more.
  • Luckynamegame
    Fantastically Entertaining
    Listening to this podcast is like taking a bite out of a good pastry. It’s sweet and short and very filling. The characters are well written, the scenarios silly but engaging, and overall just such a fun show to listen to. Can’t wait for more!
  • Don'f
    Let your mind wander to a magical bakery
    I am beyond proud of you, Destiny! I wish I had even a drop of your creativity. A magic bakery with down-to-earth yet whimsical characters. A most welcome imagination break.
  • VB1000000
    Great story
    Love the story, characters and quality ❤️❤️
  • madhatter360
    This podcast is my jam
    I loved the first episode. This is exactly the content I am here for. The humor is spot on. I have a soft spot for characters like Happy. I’m excited for the rest of the season!
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